we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead
worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.
So great news actually the horny oil painter style is starting to make a comeback with millennials who’re into adult romance novels, but not in the way you expect!
Anna Moshak is the artist!
Once again monsterfuckers are creating the bright path for humanity
now that's a friend indeed
"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will
"It fits," you brought a Dutch Masters cartoon monster painting to the uncanny valley of the Muppets and expected what, lack of cohesion?
im like one of those animals with no predators i almost never work a shift longer than six hours i dont even know what its like any more. ive got seven hours today and im having to like mentally brace myself
I really do love the Goncharov meme actually. I'm having so much fun watching a chunk of this site collectively get possed by the spirit of old man Zampanò and start feverishly analyzing a film that doesn't exist
waitress: alright, everyone ready to order?
me: yeah, can i get the house salad?
waitress:
me:
waitress: how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth
i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles
Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"














